Post by JonathanM on May 2, 2015 3:31:11 GMT
Those of you who went on the last kobold adventure receive letters to the following nature:
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"Salutations:
Humble and clumsy though they be, Zaprazee, Head Sploder of the Gemsnout Tribe, has use for ugly biggies once more.
While Zaprazee has great faith in the combative skills of his own warriors, he values their blood above molten gold, and each scale more precious than a perefect diamond.
As such, he has dispatched his loyal messenger, Zigisthops, with this missive. So that the bald apes may bleed and die for their betters. Said malconceived mistakes of nature are to meet him at the Twisted Toadstool, and leave with him for the shoreline east of Tel'Vinrae. There they will learn more.
Zaprazee urges the abhorrently fat biggies to fret not for the glowy-eye-elfs' barring of gates. Zigisthops shall guide them through deep, secret ways under the sewers. Prepare!
Supremely,
Zaprazee
P.S. Payment for services is 300 gold coins worth of onyx gems each. Cut to terrifically moronic mamals' specifications."
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Tomorrow evening at 8 pm eastern I will be concluding my haunted temple storyline. Be prepared. This will NOT be an easy adventure.
Buy items, hire mooks [if that is your thing], plot your approach.
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"Salutations:
Humble and clumsy though they be, Zaprazee, Head Sploder of the Gemsnout Tribe, has use for ugly biggies once more.
While Zaprazee has great faith in the combative skills of his own warriors, he values their blood above molten gold, and each scale more precious than a perefect diamond.
As such, he has dispatched his loyal messenger, Zigisthops, with this missive. So that the bald apes may bleed and die for their betters. Said malconceived mistakes of nature are to meet him at the Twisted Toadstool, and leave with him for the shoreline east of Tel'Vinrae. There they will learn more.
Zaprazee urges the abhorrently fat biggies to fret not for the glowy-eye-elfs' barring of gates. Zigisthops shall guide them through deep, secret ways under the sewers. Prepare!
Supremely,
Zaprazee
P.S. Payment for services is 300 gold coins worth of onyx gems each. Cut to terrifically moronic mamals' specifications."
_________________________________________
Tomorrow evening at 8 pm eastern I will be concluding my haunted temple storyline. Be prepared. This will NOT be an easy adventure.
Buy items, hire mooks [if that is your thing], plot your approach.
