Alchemical Pranks

Bitter Bites
Crafting DC: Alchemy 15
Cost: 10gp
Effect: A pinch of this powder will render any food too bitter to swallow. Great for that guy that just won’t stop eating at parties.


Captivating Candies
Crafting DC: Alchemy 15
Cost: 10gp
Effect: These candies are sweet and delicious, but beware – they leave your breath smelling like a horse’s backside!

Hideous Hiccoughs
Crafting DC: Alchemy 20
Cost: 25gp
Effect: Blow this powder in a friend’s face and it’ll catch in the throat and chest, causing hiccoughs for an hour or more! The effect is harmless and wears off after a few hours – but don’t go using this one on old ladies!

Irritating Itchery
Crafting DC: Alchemy 20
Cost: 30gp
Effect: This fiendishly funny powder causes terrible, hilarious itching on skin contact. Pour it in your friend’s dresser drawer for full effect. Lasts two hours.

Momentous Mouthies
Crafting DC: Alchemy 15
Cost: 10gp
Effect: These multicolored candies look like innocent peppermint humbugs – but change the color of the victim’s teeth and tongue when eaten. Make your friend think his tongue is falling out! Call your other friend a vampire! The possibilities are endless.


Distinguishing Delights
Crafting DC: Alchemy 15
Cost: 15gp
Effect: Place a few drops of this tasteless alchemical compound into a drink and watch hair form on the target’s upper lip. Instant mustache! Lasts an hour or until shaven. Also comes off with soap and water, DISCLAIMER: Not real hair.


Fearsome Fizzbangs
Crafting DC: Alchemy 15
Cost: 10gp
Effect: Throw these balls at a friend for some fiendishly frightening fun! These fizzbangs explode with a loud screech and effervesce into a hideous, foul goo that looks as dangerous as it smells! The goo is sticky but harmless, and washes off with soap and water.



Fantastic Fuddletongue
Crafting DC: Alchemy 25
Cost: 100gp (Actually useful against Spellcasters!)
Effect: Blow this inhalant into the face of a target and laugh as for the next (1d3 rounds) their tongue swells and makes it impossible for them to speak without sounding like they have a mouth full of cud! (NOTE This will probably be expensive as it is useful against Spellcasters)


Mesmerizing Merengues
Crafting DC: Alchemy 20
Cost: 75gp (Actually useful against Spellcasters!)
Effect: These candies are delicious and taste like marshmallows, but when eaten, glue the mouth shut! the candy melts away after fifteen minutes. Try giving it to a nagging wife!


Red-Handed Rinse
Crafting DC: Alchemy 15
Cost: 10gp
Effect: This colorless liquid reacts only with the skin, dying it red – rub it on public rails, leave it on walls, leave it on your neighbor’s mailbox. No matter what happens, be sure to catch them afterward! *Notes: Do not put on fabrics.


Pernicious Perfume
Crafting DC: Alchemy 15
Cost: 20gp
Effect: Trick that special someone with this perfume! Sweet-smelling and pleasant when first applied, this perfume begins to stink of rotting eggs an hour after application and the stench will only dissipate with a good bath.



Pretty Prisms
Crafting DC: Alchemy 10
Cost: 10gp
Effect: Crush one of these colored, delicate crystal prisms over a friend’s head and change their hair color! Guaranteed to stay bright for an hour or until the next sudden rainshower, whichever comes first!